The Carlington Summit
by H. J. McClemens .

Always make your own world, the world others make for you is most often too small.


Well, winter is on it's way. At least that's what I think the geese are trying to tell me. I think they have been feeding on the corn fields of the Ottawa Valley for too long. I very rarely see them flying more than 200 feet off the ground. Is it because they have gotten so fat? I lay in bed some weekends and can hear them coming. Sometime I roll over in time to see them almost flying by my second story window. Maybe they will have to sign up for WeightWatchers before the long trip south.


If we ever lose faith in each other, we'll have to learn to start living within our incomes.


When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


Organize better to work easier.


What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?


Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?


If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?